ترافیک و پیشرفت

دیروز رئیس جمهور لیتوانی اینجا بود . بعد از ظهر ترافیک مسخره ای کل شهر را در گیر کرده بود می گفتند به دلیل بستن راههای اصلی برای عبور ماشینهای تشریفات این بلبشو ایجاد شده !! خیلی جالبه همیشه اینطوریه !! راه رو می بندند دیگه کاری ندارند به سر ملت چی می اد و جالبتر اینکه بعد از عبور با سرعت نور ماشینهای از ما بهترون پلیسها هم بدو بدو سوار ماشینهاشون می شند و د برو که رفتی !! انگار اونها هم دیرشون شده و یا پشت ترافیک موندند !! خیابونهای شلوغ و ماشینهای بهم گره خورده رو هم ول می کنند به امون خدا! شاید هم می ترسند اگه دیر بجنبند توی این گره کور گیر بیافتند !!

 

این هم یه خبر که بعد از این تحلیل خیلی می چسبه !! 

Azerbaijan turned out the 69th for competitive strength in the rating list compiled by the World Economic Forum.
 
In this list Azerbaijan yielded only Kazakhstan among other CIS countries, which occupied 61st place, Reuters reports. As of the researches Russia was the 75th, Armenia – 79th, Moldova – 82nd, Ukraine – 84th, Georgia – 86th, Tajikistan – 104h, while actually concluded in the 119-member list with its place at 116. The researches, the results of which have been published for the past 26-year, estimate the situation in 117 world countries through inquiry among 11,000 businessmen in research institutes.

While compiling the list the authors take into consideration some factors including the quality of the work of state institutes, the level of technologies and quantity of innovations.
Finland was defined as the country with the most competitive strength. The United States follows it. The top ten of countries with more competitive strength include Sweden, Denmark, Taiwan, Singapore, Islands, Switzerland, Norway, and Australia.
 
                                                      

توهم

از همه دوستان و اشنایانی که زحمت کشیدند و در عصر ارتباطات بوسیله تلفن -ای میل -بی ام- اس ام اس -ارکات -قزاق -و خلاصه بکار گیری انواع و اقسام وسایل ارتباط شخصی و با استفاده از تکنولوزی مدرن روز و البته در دسترس تولد منو تیریک گفتند تشکر می کنم و هم اینجا قول می دم جبران کنم!   

پراکنده

نوامبر 6 انتخابات مجلس در اذربایجان برگزار خواهد شد از مدتها قبل زمزمه تغییر حکومت بدلیل بدست گرفتن کرسی های مجلس توسط حزب مخالف شنیده میشد که البته همین اشوب ها و رجز خوانی ها در انتخابات ریاست جمهوری دو سال پیش هم کم نبود اما این بار صحبت از یک انقلاب رنگی مثل انچه در اوکراین و گرجستان اتفاق افتاد است و نمیدونم به چه دلیل اینها فکر می کنند انقلاب فقط نارنجی اش خوبه ! چون توی اجتماعاتشون به تقلید از اوکراین لباس نارنجی می پوشند !!چند روز پیش یکی از همکارا می گفت لباسهای رنگ نارنجی در سطح شهر حراجه نمی خوای ؟!!                          

 

به هرحال بقول اینجایی ها پرابلم ماایرانی ها در اینجا رفتن این یکی و امدن ان یکی- رنگ انقلاب و یا اینکه کدوم بیشتر به فکر مردم هستند نیست ( کسی به فکر مردم هست ؟!) نگرانی ما از شایعه ای است که مدتیه بین مردم دهن به دهن می چرخه ! میگند مخالفین حکومت فعلی از طرف امریکا حمایت میشند بدلیل اینکه پرزیدنت فعلی در اخرین سفر رامسفلد به باکو ( چند ماه پیش ) با پایگاه قراردادن اذربایجان برای حمله احتمالی ( خدا اونروزو نیاره ) به ایران موافقت نکرده  ولی اگه خبر این رادارها درست باشه این شایعه هم رو هواست .                                                                             

 یه شایعه دیگه هم هست که می گند با توجه به اینکه نفت اذربایجان بیشتر در دست بیریتیش پترولیومه و امریکا سهم  بیشتری می خواد ممکنه بخواد شیطنت هایی بکنه !! بهر حال شایعه شایعه است و درست و غلط بودنش رو زمان تعیین می کنه !

                                                                                                                              

پرابلم دیگه ای که ما حسابدارها  از فردا باهاش رو برو هستیم تغییر ارزش واحد پول اینجا یعنی مناته به این معنی که هر پنج هزار منات فعلی معادل یک منات خواهد شد به این ترتیب منات از دلار گرونتر میشه !! چون الان بعد از افت شدید نرخ دلار در چند هفته اخیر هر دلار تقریبا معادل 4590 مناته و اگه طبق بخشنامه وزارت مالیات ( بله وزارته !) بخواهیم از فردا نرخ جدید رو برای خرید و فروش ها استفاده کنیم ( البته ازمایشی و از اول سال جدید میلادی بطور رسمی ) حدس می زنم تا مدتی همه چی قاطی پاتی میشه ! از لحاظ سیستم ها و گزارشهای مالی !!                                                              

اخه این چه طرز تغییر ارزش پوله؟!! شما هم اگه می خواستید از ترکیه( استاد بزرگ ) پیروی کنید به همون برداشتن سه تا صفر اکتفا می کردید دیگه  برادر من !!

Into the new millennium

2000 - Assassination attempt on Karabakh President Arkadiy Gukasyan fails. Samvel Babayan, Karabakh's former defence minister, is jailed for 14 years for masterminding attack.

اینجا امدن ما به باکو از قلم افتاده   

2001
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Azerbaijan becomes full member of Council of Europe, though council officials criticise it over human rights record.

US-brokered talks on Nagorno-Karabakh, held between Azerbaijani and Armenian presidents, end without result.

US lifts aid ban, imposed during Nagorno-Karabakh conflict, after Azerbaijan provides airspace and intelligence after 11 September attacks.

Talks between five Caspian countries on ownership of the sea continue all year but are inconclusive. Azerbaijan, Georgia and Turkey reach agreement on oil and gas pipelines linking Caspian fields with Turkey.

Azerbaijan officially shifts to the Latin alphabet for the Azeri language, the fourth alphabet
change in a century.

اما هنوذ بیشتر مردم و بخصوص خانمها ترجیح میدند روسی حرف بزنند و بنوبسند هر چند که مکاتبات رسمی به زبان اذری باید یاشه

2002 May - Pope John Paul II makes his first visit to
Azerbaijan and appeals for an end to religious wars.

2002 August - Referendum on amendments to constitution said to get strong support from voters. Critics allege irregularities, say poll is ruse to allow president to hand over power to his son.

2002 September - Construction work starts on multi-billion-dollar pipeline to carry Caspian oil from Azerbaijan to Turkey via Georgia.

Political succession

2003 August - Aliyev appoints his son, Ilham, as prime minister.

2003 October - Ilham Aliyev wins landslide victory in presidential poll said by observers not to reach international standards. Opposition protests met with police violence; hundreds arrested.

2003 December - Heydar Aliyev dies in a US hospital, aged 80. He was being treated for heart and kidney problems.

یکی از باشکوه ترین , منظم ترین و دیدنی ترین تشییع جنازه ای که تاریخ به خودش دیده بود برگزار شد البته  در مقایسه با مراسم سال 68میشه گفت هیچ بود

2005 March - Thousands mourn after journalist Elmar Huseynov, an outspoken critic of the authorities, shot dead in
Baku
.

2005 May - Western diplomats voice concern after police use force to prevent opposition rally in Baku on eve of opening ceremony for Baku-Tbilisi-Ceyhan pipleine.

سعی میکنم از اینجا به بعدشو مرتب بنویسم اگه این تنبلی بذازه

BAKU-TBILISI-CEYHAN OIL PIPELINE

The opening ceremony of the Baku-Tbilisi-Ceyhan (BTC) oil pipeline Georgian section will take place on 12 October 2005.

The Georgian President Michail Saakashvili told the briefing on Wednesday. According to him, Presidents of Turkey and Azerbaijan will take part in the ceremony. Filling up the BTC Georgian section started in early August after the Azerbaijani oil from the Azeri-Chirag-Gyuneshli (ACG) oil field on the Caspian shelf crossed the border of the two countries.

The process of the main pipeline filling was launched in the current May at the Sangachal terminal close to Baku.

According to the Azerbaijan International Operating Company (AIOC), the operator of the Azeri-Chirag Gyuneshli oil field development and the BTC oil pipeline, the first tanker with the Caspian oil will depart the Turkish port of Ceyhan till late 2005. The BTC throughput capacity costing about 4 billion USD is designed for pumping of 1 million barrels of oil daily.


خوب این هم یکی دیگه از پیروزیها و مشت به دهن کویبدنهای سردمداران ام القرای نمیدونم چی !! چون از نوشتن کلمه اسلام در کنار نام اینها ابا دارم !!ا

Contract of the century

1994 - Azerbaijan signs what it calls the "contract of the century" with a consortium of international oil companies for the exploration and exploitation of three offshore oil fields.

1995 - Government troops crush rebellion by Rovshan Jovadov's special police. He and dozens of other rebels are killed.

Nagorno-Karabakh, now acting as an independent republic, holds legislative elections. Robert Kocharyan, formerly head of Karabakh's State Defence Committee, becomes executive president.

The New Azerbaijan Party, led by President Aliyev, wins the majority of seats in independent Azerbaijan's first multi-party elections, which, observers say, fail to meet international standards. Azerbaijan's new constitution is approved in a referendum.

1996 - Incumbent President Robert Kocharyan retains his post in direct presidential elections in Karabakh.

1997 - Robert Kocharyan leaves Karabakh to become prime minister in Armenia. Foreign Minister Arkadiy Gukasyan is elected Karabakh president.

Former PM Surat Huseynov is extradited from Russia. Following a lengthy trial for high treason he is eventually sentenced to life imprisonment.

Aliyev and his Armenian counterpart Levon Ter-Petrossian agree to OSCE proposal for staged Karabakh solution. The Armenian leader is criticized at home for making too many concessions and subsequently resigns.

The first oil is produced by the Azerbaijani International Operating Company under the "contract of the century".

1998 - Opposition activists arrested at protests against what they say are unfair elections in which Heydar Aliyev is returned as president. International observers report irregularities.

Death penalty abolished.

راستش خیلی دوست داشتم یه نفر بود که در مورد اون سالها می تونست برام حرف بزنه یه شاهد عینی ولی متاسفانه از بین هم سن و سالهای خودمون  کسی رو سراغ ندارم با اینکه این سالها زیاد هم دور نیست! اما مردم اینجا میشه گفت اصلا سیاسی نیستند و کاری به کار سیاست ندارند هر چند که من معتقدم این مسایل از سیاست گذشته و در واقع روزهای زندگی ماست که داره در دست سیاستمداران سپری میشه 

INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE ON RELIGION STARTED IN BAKU

2005-09-20

The twenty percent territories of Azerbaijan are under Armenian occupation and every Muslim in the world must be concerned of this fact said Haji Allahshukur Pashazadeh, head of the Caucasus Muslim Board at two-day international conference ‘Solidarity of Islamic Communities’ opened in Baku on Tuesday with organization support from the CCB and the Culture Center of Iranian embassy in Baku, reports.

The key objective of the event was study of issues linked with the search of ways of rapprochement among different trends of Islam and prevention of attempts for use of the religion as an ideology of terror. Attending the forum were employees of the embassies of the Islamic countries accredited in Azerbaijan, as well as representatives from Islamic communities of Georgia, Uzbekistan, Iran, muftis from different regions of Russia and heads of the religious confessions existing in the country.

Cleric leader of the Caucasus said there were many people in different parts of world using Islam for their bad intention. He called to struggle against those and not to allow those create division within the religion and go against the ideas of Islam which are brotherhood and peace.Chairman of OCM Haji Allahshukur Pashazade addressing the conference, said that the goal is to achieve the solidarity of Muslims.

A.Pashazade also stated that the conference has no link with the political matters. The Sheikh underlined the possibility of solving some problems in a number of Muslim countries by means of solidarity and union. He emphasized that Azerbaijan can be an example to most countries concerning religious tolerance and solidarity:” For instance, we can unite for struggling against Wahhabism. Wahhabis are busy in harmful activity by committing terror acts today.

Dagestan is one of the territories facing much more terror acts now”.

Touching on the Garabagh problem, the Sheikh stressed that none of Azerbaijanis will consent to the occupation of 20% territories of his country.
 
Secretary General of International Academy of Reconcile of Islamic Faiths Mahammad Ali Taskhiri also addressed the conference, stressing the importance of solidarity of Islam followers. According to him, Muslim countries face a lot of problems due to the lack of this solidarity: “I believe that, this conference will be of great importance in the solidarity of Muslims”. “During centuries Azerbaijan is fore post of Islam in the region and the world community appreciates tolerant social environment formed in the country,” Ilham Aliyev, the Azerbaijani President, wrote in the message to the participants of the 2-day international conference on solidarity of Islam communities. The message says that the Azerbaijani nation always demonstrated adherence to Islam and made their contribution on the enrichment of the Islam civilization. The current problems could be solved within the global program voiced by former President Heydar Aliyev at the international symposium ‘Islam civilization in the Caucasus’.

خدا رو شکر ما این کنفرانسها و همایشها رو داریم وگرنه چیکار می کردیم ؟